The Shield…
….Season Finale is on tonight. I am excited. It’s really the only show I make time to watch. It’s probably the best show ever made, and that’s counting MacGyver. Who knows what will happen! Given it’s The Shield, and the Season Finale, it’s most likely going to involve extreme violence, racism, phonebook beatings, and Michael Chiklis being a badass. As long as Shane Vendrell is ok I’m fine.
Battlefield 2 is really fun. I am debating quitting World of Warcraft to go to Battlefield 2. I might just play my priest on World of Warcraft with Nick and his cousin and forget about my PvP rank. You can have defribulators with the medic class in BF2. Meaning, you can bring people back to life when they die. That’s medically-hot. And guess what. Yeah you guessed it, you can kill them with the defribulators too. Jump start your heart - to the DEATH!!!11111
I bought some women’s jeans. Man those things are great. I just can’t express enough interest in these things. Girl’s jeans fit really nice and are stylish and cool. I’m gonna wear them all the time. Crotch-willing. People might think I’m gay but you know what? I’m completely comfortable with my heterosexuality and am not afraid to be thought of as gay. I’ve never cared before what people think and I still don’t. I like the way girl’s jeans look so dammit, I’m going to sport them.
This just in: no matter WHAT the situation, imagine yourself making a serious face and the song “Holding Out for a Her0″ (preferably the Jennifer Saunders version, but the original Bonnie Tyler version will work) playing in the background. Instantly nullifies any seriousness of the situation. Even better, if you hear a heavy metal/”scream” band playing, imagine clowns playing the instruments and singing. Can’t take the song seriously anymore. I usually hate clowns but this is great.
The pressure is on for me to get a haircut. At work I have to wear a headache-inducing hat or degrading hair net. But I mustn’t give in. My hair will get longer and it will prosper. My hair. My beautiful hair.
